KEEP IT REAL

•  Accept that some days you’re the pigeon…and some days you’re the statue.
  
  
•    Always keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them.
  
  
•     Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  
  
•     Drive carefully.  It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
  
  
•     If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.       
  
  
•     If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again…it was probably worth it.
  
  
•     It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  
  
•     Never buy a car you can’t push.
  
      Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
  
  
•     Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.  Just get up and dance.
  
  
•     Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird…sleep late.
  
  
•     The second mouse gets the cheese.
  
  
•      When everything’s coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
  
  
•      Birthdays are good for you.  The more you have, the longer you live.
  
  
•      You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
  
  
•      Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
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